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A collection of cruel and caustic call-outs

A long while ago now, I wrote a piece on this very blog lamenting the lack of creativity I see when average humans decide to insult one another. In reaction to this, I offered a list of colourful alternatives to the tiresome profanity and uninspiring invective which seem so commonplace nowadays. Well, I've decided it's about time for a new collection – use these with care – but at you leisure:

·         Wobbling mass of stupendous ineptitude

·         Loathsome sack of utter disappointment

·         Dull-headed doorknob from another dimension

·         Hideously lopsided root-vegetable

·         Pompous paragon of astounding vapidity

·         Corporeal manifestation of pure and total error

·         Wheezing bag of wasted humanity

Now that I have properly armed you, go boldly into the world and face the belligerent masses without fear, tally-ho!

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