Friday 29 July 2016

A Plurality of Poisonous Pronouncments


I am a wordsmith and if you believe my friends (which would be foolhardy, since they're a brood of incorrigible ne'er-do-wells) I am also reflexively sarcastic. As such, I appreciate a well-honed insult. It saddens me deeply that the most common salvos discharged in dialectic duels these days are neither clever nor eloquent. 

Therefore, I felt duty-bound to create a brief list of options for your amusement and should you choose, personal use:


  • Leave this vicinity at once, you detestable coagulum of radioactive weasel-fat!
  • May your ears be stuffed with horseradish and your severed nose used as a ceremonial amulet!
  • It is my sincerest wish that a swarm of gastrically unsettled octopi eternally exudes flatulence in your general direction!
  • Much like the cold void of space, being in your presence is to endure a remorseless and indiscriminate vacuum.
  • You possess the mental dexterity of an unfertilised parsnip.
  • To engage you in a battle of wits would be akin to discussing the socio-economic climate of Albania with a neutered bullfrog.
  • You remain alive only because I lack the enthusiasm necessary to repurpose your skin as a windsock!
  • I implore you to seek amorous interaction with an underfed wolverine! 

Wednesday 27 July 2016

The Ravens Watch: Part 6 (short story)

Rachel and Raphael’s apartment

A
fter a night of fitful sleep, Raphael woke up and went to the kitchen to make himself a cup of much needed coffee and some breakfast. It was his day off, so he was up later than usual and his mother had already left for her shift at The Fishhook, which for once was a relief, because he wanted some time alone.

The previous night, when Raff returned to the apartment, his shirt stained with blood and his expression haunted, Rachel’s irritation at him for not cooking dinner turned immediately to shock and concern.
“Raphael, what happened?”
“Cassie and I were attacked by a hobo, he threatened her with a knife, tried to make me give him dad’s harmonica. Cassie struggled away from him, and her neck got cut.”
While Raff spoke, Rachel listened and gently stroked his arm, “Cassie, the girl you met on the bus? Is she alright?”
“Yeah, I got her home and told her dad what happened, the paramedics stitched her up. She’ll be fine.”
She carefully brushed his hair away from his eyes, “You did the right thing, sweetheart.”
“I wish Cassie’s father believed that, he blames me.”
“I’m sure he doesn’t mean to, he’s just worried about his little girl, that’s all.”
“Yeah, maybe,” Raphael stood, “I’m going to bed.”
“Don’t you want something to eat?”
He shook his head, “Not in the mood. Night mom.”
“Goodnight sweetheart.”

While he sat at the kitchen table, sipping coffee and nibbling absently at a slice of toast, he realised that he’d left his father’s harmonica at Cassandra’s apartment. This really bothered him, because from the days of his early childhood, he’d always carried it with him.

Although he knew she’d be at home, Raff didn’t think he could bring himself to face Cassie so soon after what had happened, or worse still, her father. Peter Phoenix’s cold, steely anger had cut him deeply. The fact that this kindly old man blamed him for his daughter’s injury only intensified his own feeling of responsibility.

For the remainder of the morning, Raff tried to distract himself by working out and watching TV, but found that he couldn’t get Cassie off of his mind, so he decided to take a walk.

For hours, Raff walked the streets aimlessly, stopping at a fruit vendor’s table to buy an apple when he began to feel hungry. As he moved from place to place and saw others doing the same, he felt that life was going on around him, and that he was merely a spectator.  Suddenly and without consciously realising it, Raff found himself at the door of Cassie’s apartment. For several minutes, he just stood there, unsure of whether to walk back home, or knock on the door. After having this internal argument, he gathered his resolve and knocked on the door.

When she opened the door, Cassie’s face lit up with a wonderful smile, “Hey! I thought you weren’t gonna come back, I’m so happy you did.”
Looking at her, in a beautiful light blue dress, all Raff said was, “I don’t really know what I’m doing here.”
Without replying, she took his hand, led him inside and told him to sit down.
“Do you want something to drink? I just got back from the grocery store, so we’ve got beer.”
“Uh, I’d rather have some juice if you’ve got it.”
“Orange juice coming up.”
She fetched a glass, handed it to him and sat down on the couch opposite him. The same couch he’d left her sitting on the day before.

She watched him drink with a pleased expression on her face. After a few sips, he put the glass down and said, “This is crazy, what are we doing? I almost got you killed yesterday and now I’m sitting here drinking orange juice.”
“First off, you stopped that old man before he could really hurt me. Secondly, I didn’t think he’d do that. I gave him money too, remember?”
“But I---“
 “But nothing,” she rose from her seat and knelt in front of him. Once again taking his hand, she fixed him with a steady, unblinking gaze,” I’m only going to say this once more, so you better believe me this time.  What happened yesterday wasn’t your fault, you protected me and brought me back here as quickly as you could, I’m always going to be grateful to you for that.”
Raff was caught off guard by her kiss. It was tender, but firm. At first, he was a passive participant in it, simply enjoying the sensation, but this didn’t last long. When he returned the action, it was equally as passionate as Cassie’s, and it locked their lips in a powerful embrace.

When their lips finally parted, the two young people looked at each other in a kind of stunned silence, neither one sure of what to say. 
“Uh, wow,” Raff said hazily, finally breaking the silence.
“I’ve been wanting to do that for weeks,” said Cassie.
“Well what took you so damn long?”
She smiled, “Oh shut up, you weren’t exactly taking the driver’s seat on this.”
She got up and walked down the passage, into another room. When she returned, she held his father’s harmonica in one hand and in the other, the switchblade she’d been injured with, “I thought you’d want this back.”
Raff was simultaneously pleased and disturbed. He took the harmonica and after running his thumb over its surface, put it in his pocket. He hesitantly took the knife, “Have the cops come to see you about what happened?”
“Well yeah, but by the time they got here, he was gone. They said there was almost no chance of finding him, not that they really cared. You know what it’s like.”
He thought about the fact that the police had done next to nothing to identify the person who’d robbed him of his father, and nodded grimly, “Yeah, I do. But why’d you keep the knife?”
Cassie pondered the question for a moment and said, ”As twisted as this might seem, I want you to have it.”
Raff looked confusedly at Cassie, “What kind of gift is that? Wouldn’t you rather I get rid of it?”
She shook her head, ”You shouldn’t only see it as something that hurt me, keep it to remind you of our relationship.”
Raff pocketed the knife, “Okay, if that’s what you want.”

Just then, her father entered the apartment. Raff jumped nervously to his feet, “Easy Raff, he’s not gonna hurt you, but you two should talk.”
“Hey cupcake, I’m ba--- can’t seem to stay away can you?” Peter said, switching in mid-sentence when he saw the young man.
“I came back for my harmonica, I’ll be going now.”
Before he could take a step toward the door, Cassie clamped her hand firmly onto his shoulder, digging her fingers in just a little, “Uh uh, I’m not letting you pull that again. If you’re both going to be in my life, you need to deal with this.”
“Fine,” Peter said, taking off the cap he wore as he sat down on the couch, “let’s talk.”

“Mr Phoenix, I want you to understand how bad I feel about what happened. The thief fed us that bullshit story and I listened to all of it, I let my guard down with a stranger, and in this city, that’s dangerous.”
“Yes it is, but I suppose that if you lose your faith in people, what do you really have? Listen Raphael, I didn’t mean to take it out on you, but think about how it looked, you burst through the door with my daughter in your arms, she was bleeding and pale as a ghost. No father ever wants to see that.”
“I don’t blame you for freaking out sir, but I hope you know that Cassandra means a lot to me.”
Peter smiled a wry smile, “That damn well better be true, because she practically ripped my head off for blaming you, wouldn’t shut up all night.”
Cassie giggled, “You never were any good at keeping a secret, daddy.”
“Why bother? If you like him enough to behave like a mental patient all night, he can’t be all bad.”
Cassie took Raff’s hand and squeezed it tightly, “Yeah, I think I’ll keep him.”
Raff spent the rest of the afternoon getting to know Cassie’s father, and when he finally did leave, he felt at peace once more.      

On the road, approaching the harbour

N
ight had fallen once again, and it was almost time for Blackjack to pull another shipment raid. This time though, his contacts warned that there might be some guards on it, so he had called in the whole crew.

Tonight they were in a large panel-van, driven by Dylan Ramirez. One of Joe’s oldest friends, Dylan was just a year younger than him, and quite beautiful. She had long raven hair, soulful brown eyes, and a toned and physically fit body. A running joke about Dylan was that she could drive anything, from a mo-ped to a military assault vehicle. It was due to this that Blackjack considered her essential for any and all sizeable jobs. There was nobody better in a high-speed pursuit.

Hugh sat in the back of the vehicle, along with Ramirez’ teenage brother, Tobias. Everyone called him Twitch, because he had the nervous habit of talking too much, too quickly. However, when it came to locks, be they electronic or old-fashioned, Twitch could break through anything. This almost made up for his awkward nature and sometimes strange behaviour. Although it intensely annoyed him, Dylan was very protective of her little brother, and kept him out of as much trouble as she could. Both their parents had died many years earlier, caught in the crossfire of one of The Haunt’s most brutal riots, and it had fallen to Dylan to raise Twitch. Blackjack had found them and given them shelter when their need was dire, and they’d been close ever since.

“So Joe (Dylan never called him Blackjack) what’s the score tonight?”
“Well, as far as I know, it’s a load of computer equipment.”
“Sweet!” Twitch piped in. He was skinny and fairly weak, but his understanding of machinery and electronics was innate, and far above average.
“Easy there, Skippy,” smirked Hugh, “don’t get all worked up.”
Dylan turned to feign a glare at him, “Watch yourself Kilpatrick.”
Hugh smiled toothily at her, “My apologies, Ramirez.”
“If there’re new Zentex systems, I’m keeping one.”
“I think we can swing that,” said Blackjack.

The group arrived at the entrance of the harbour. A large iron gate, secured by a length of heavy chain and a formidable lock blocked their path. Blackjack, Hugh and Twitch got out, while Dylan kept the motor running.
Hugh shook the chain vigorously, “I don’t think I can break this, Joe.”
Twitch rolled his eyes, “Just because it’s called breaking and entering, doesn’t mean you always have to break something, Hugh.”
One of Twitch’s eccentricities was that he always wore cargo pants and filled the pockets with many tools and gadgets. He reached into one and pulled out a long, thin piece of metal with multiple grooves cut into one end. He inserted the tool into the lock and rotated it. After just a few seconds, the lock clicked open. Twitch turned and grinned triumphantly at Hugh.
“You’ve got to admit Kilpatrick, the boy’s got some skills,” said Blackjack.
“Oh alright, well done little fella.”
They got back into the van and drove to the berth where the target vessel was docked. A large cargo ship, it had a golden wolf’s head and the name Cruz Incorporated painted on its bow.
“Cruz Incorporated is the biggest company in the city. We better be careful. If they find out who ripped them off, it could be bad, they could come after us. I was born with all the right body parts, and I wanna keep it that way,” said Twitch.
“Calm down little brother, a big company like this won’t even notice one missing shipment,” Dylan reassured him.
“Well, okay, but I’ll wait here, you don’t need me for this part anyway.”
Blackjack closed the van’s sliding door before Twitch could get back in, “Hold on little buddy, there might be some locks in there we need opened. The dock crew left the entrance ramp down, but that’s all.”

Reluctantly, Twitch agreed and followed the other three up the ramp and into the ship. Usually, Dylan stayed behind, ready to speed away like a bat out of Hell if need be. But this time she went with, because they weren’t sure how much merchandise there would be to carry.

The ship was dark and eerily quiet, the only sound being the faint creak of the ship’s hull. The group used flashlights to make their way through the corridors and finally, found a thick steel door marked “Cargo Hold”. Blackjack turned the handle and found it locked tightly, but there was no keyhole to be seen, “Great, it must be locked from the inside.”
“Wait Blackjack, look at this,” said Twitch.

He was talking about a rectangular panel mounted on the wall next to the door. At the top was a narrow screen and a large numeric keypad. The rest of the panel was covered in sockets and ports of various sizes.
“Well at least it’s not locked from the other side,” Joe said sarcastically.
“I think I’ve got something that’ll get us in,” Twitch said, pulling a gadget that looked like a small calculator out of another of his many pockets. Attached to the device was a long, thin cord, which ended in a cylindrical plug. Twitch examined the door’s security panel for a moment, then inserted the plug into one of its sockets and punched in a complex key sequence on his code-breaker. When the sequence was done, nothing appeared to happen, but after a few seconds, the panel’s screen glowed bright green and it emitted two high-pitched beeps, “Try it again, Blackjack.”

He did so, and the heavy door swung open easily on its well-maintained hinges.
“Where’d you get that thing?” he asked incredulously.
“It’s just a little something I’ve been working on for a few months, it makes breaking through this kinda lock much easier.”
“You know Tobias, you really are a nerd,” said Dylan, playfully punching him on the shoulder as they walked into the hold.
“And I’m grateful for that every time we do a job,” Blackjack said as he flipped the light switch. Blackjack’s information was accurate; the room contained at least twenty rows of large cardboard boxes, each printed with the large purple Z that served as the Zentex Computer Corporation’s logo.

“If there’s a heaven, it must be something like this,” Twitch said, sounding just like an excited child on Christmas morning. He rushed forward and tore open one of the boxes, “Guys, these are the new Z-220 Platinum Core computers! The latest thing in technology, do you know what these are worth?”
“I’m guessing a lot? Now calm down, we need to figure out how we’re gonna get these back to the van,” Blackjack replied.

At the very back of the hold, Hugh found several two-wheeled trolleys, which meant that more than one box could be moved out a time. The crew took enough units to fill the van, as well as a few more, which they strapped to the roof. 
“See man, what’d we tell you? No problem.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know,” said Twitch.
But Blackjack was wrong about that.
When they turned back toward the harbour’s entrance, a black van with the Cruz Inc. emblem on the hood sped through the gates and blocked the way.
“I don’t like this, Joe,” said Dylan.
“Just relax, Ramirez, Kilpatrick and I’ll take care of this.”

The van stopped and four men in riot suits got out. From this distance, it was hard to tell what weapons they carried. The men lined up and stood stoically in the distance between the two vehicles. As Blackjack and Hugh walked toward them, the door opened once again and a tall, lean man in a long coat and heavy boots strolled over, eyeing them predatorily. The man’s name was Eli Morgan, and he was the most feared criminal in The Haunt. A brutally violent psychopath, Morgan took pleasure in slowly dismantling his victims’ sanity before viscously killing them, and whether intentionally or not, his appearance exuded terror and dread.

Morgan saw the world through steely blue eyes, set into a gaunt and heavily scarred face. He kept his silvery-grey hair in a crew cut. Not much was known about Morgan’s life before he’d shown up some two decades before, but the rumour was that he had once been a highly decorated military officer, but was dishonourably discharged when his superiors discovered that he was torturing prisoners at the base where he was stationed. This rumour was supported by his favourite weapon, a huge, double-edged combat knife. One edge was serrated, while the other was straight.

“Nice night for a raid, isn’t it boys?” he said in his characteristically and unnervingly emotionless voice.
“We don’t want any problems, Morgan. We’re just trying to make some cash,” replied Blackjack.   
“Of course, I understand, but you really shouldn’t have tried to steal from my employer.”

He blew a loud two-fingered whistle, drew his knife and thrust it at Blackjack’s torso. Joe jumped back and tried to draw Delilah, but Morgan was too quick, and knocked the gun from his hand, sending it sliding away along the ground. Hugh wanted to help his friend, but the black-clad guards were headed straight for him, brandishing clubs and nightsticks. Hugh pulled the shillelagh from his belt, put his hand through the leather strap and ran forward to meet the four men.

They weren’t as large as him, but they were broad shouldered and muscular. Hugh knocked the first man down with a savage blow to the front of his helmet, but faltered  as the other three struck his chest and stomach, finally causing him to fall to his knees, while they continued to strike his shoulders and back. Through the haze of pain, Hugh tightened his grip and swung the shillelagh at one of the guards’ legs. The man fell to the ground, groaning in pain and clutching his shin. One of the two remaining guards tried to connect with Hugh’s jaw, but he caught the club, yanked it away, and hit the man in the gut, doubling him over. Panicking as Hugh regained his feet, the last uninjured man delivered a hard right-cross to the Irishman’s face. Roaring in anger, he lashed out with a bestial uppercut that sent the man’s helmet soaring into the air, as he fell, unconscious, to the ground. Before the winded guard could react, Hugh grabbed him by the throat with both hands, hoisted him above his head and slammed him down to the ground with all the force he could muster.

All the while, Blackjack had continued to battle Morgan. He had drawn an extendable baton from his jacket. So far, it’d been an even fight, each man had scored several hits, but neither was able to end the confrontation.
“Get your men out of here, or I’ll, uh, shoot!”
Twitch had gotten out, found Delilah and was pointing her shakily at Morgan.
“Isn’t that cute?” Morgan growled, as he slashed a deep cut in Blackjack’s left forearm. Joe grunted in pain, but swung the baton and connected with Morgan’s cheek, knocking him to the ground. He turned and shouted, “Get back in the van, Twitch, it’s under control!”
But when he turned back, Morgan stuck his blade deep into Blackjack’s gut. For an instant, Blackjack just stood where he was, staring blankly. But then he staggered back a few steps and fell. Twitch screamed “Blackjack!” so loudly that his voice cracked, while Ramirez watched, hands clenching the steering-wheel in a death grip that left her knuckles white, horrified. Morgan stood, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and walked over to where Joe lay.

Kneeling, he pulled the knife out slowly, savouring the sound of pure agony that tore from Blackjack’s lips, “Gabriel Cruz sends his regards. Goodbye Joe.”
Immediately, blood began to flow freely from the wound. Morgan smiled and waved at Dylan and Twitch, but before he could turn around, there was another roar, and Hugh dealt an inhuman shillelagh-shot to the back of Morgan’s head, which made a sickening crack.

Hugh lifted Blackjack carefully, but he was already losing consciousness. Once in the van, he kicked the boxes aside and lay Blackjack on the floor, pushing his hands directly onto the wound, “Get us to Deacon, quick.”

Without a word, Ramirez slammed down the accelerator, sped past the slowly recovering guards, rammed their van out of the way and barrelled through the gates in a storm of dust.

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[Return next week for Part 7.]

Wednesday 20 July 2016

The Ravens Watch: Part 5 (short story)

The penthouse of a large hotel

I
n the supremely lavish penthouse apartment of the Machiavellian Hotel & Casino, a subtly chiming alarm roused Gabriel Cruz from his slumber. He sleepily reached over to his nightstand and picked up the remote control of his bedroom’s automatic blinds. As they rose with a soft whirring sound, sunlight streamed into the room. Cruz cursed under his breath at this, because his eyes had not yet adjusted to the light. He let out a loud yawn as he sat up, then got to his feet and stretched. Through the window was an excellent view of  The Cruz Complex, which was one of the main reasons Cruz Inc. had acquired, renamed and more or less rebuilt the entire property.

Cruz pressed the button of the intercom on the nearby wall and without waiting for an answer, said, “Donald, I’m going to take my shower now. Tell the kitchen staff to prepare an English breakfast and a cup of green tea. Also, lay out my best blue suit and red tie.”
At the other end of the line, Cruz’ butler replied, “Yes sir, will there be anything else?”
“Oh, make sure Kenneth and Dominic are ready to drive me to the mayor’s office.”
“I will do so, sir,” Donald answered curtly.

While he relaxed under the shower’s warm jets, Cruz considered that Donald was ten years older than him and had worked for him for nearly fifteen years.  He knew very little about Donald, other than that the man had a decent work-ethic, did as he was told, and obviously had no ambition to improve his lot in life.

Cruz stepped out of the shower to find his breakfast waiting on a large silver platter and his suit and tie laid out on the freshly made bed, along with a pair of well-polished black leather shoes on the floor below it. He dressed in front of the full-length mirror and combed his short, greying brown hair, parting it neatly on the right side.

The day was a clear one, so Cruz decided that he’d enjoy his morning meal on the balcony. All the while, he thought over his agenda for the day. He had a morning meeting with the city’s mayor, Robert E. Blake.
Due to his high societal standing, Cruz knew Blake well. The man was a brilliant politician and mouthpiece, well-versed in the mechanics of interpersonal communication. His shining public persona had ensured his election by popular vote, as had substantial campaign donations from Cruz Inc.

His breakfast eaten, Cruz left the penthouse and took the elevator down to the building’s lobby. At the passing of each level, a faint beep emanated from the speaker next to the thick metal door. He looked down at the large signet ring on the pinkie of his left hand. Made of solid gold, the signet had a large, circular onyx centreplate. Set into it was Cruz’ personal emblem, a golden wolf’s head with glinting ruby eyes. Cruz felt he had a connection to the wolf. Its ruthless, predatory and calculating nature embodied his own attitude toward life. After all, while wolves are adept at hunting in packs, their actions are first and foremost for self-serving reasons.

Once in the lobby, Cruz encountered the overly friendly receptionist. The young man was dressed in the black uniform of a typical Machiavellian employee, other than that, Cruz saw nothing of any significance besides his irritatingly sincere smile.
“Good morning Mr Cruz. Lovely day, isn’t it?”
“Never mind the small talk, where are my drivers?”
His smile faltered a little, but he answered cheerfully, “They’ve parked the limousine right by the entrance sir, they’re ready to go as soon as you are.”
Cruz turned and walked away, not bothering to acknowledge the man bidding him a pleasant day.

As his young employee had said, Cruz’ black limousine was parked just outside the lobby. Jet black, with an extremely polished finish, the long and luxurious vehicle glinted in the morning sun. Emblazoned in the roof’s centre was a much larger version of the wolf’s head. Cruz wanted to ensure that wherever he went, people knew who it was that passed them by. A perfect combination of style and practicality, the limousine’s body was armoured, and its glass reinforced to protect Cruz from any attempts to threaten his life.

As he walked toward the limo, Kenneth, the more wiry of the two bodyguards got out and opened the passenger door.
“Good morning sir.”
“Kenneth, Dominic, to Mayor Blake’s office, please. We have business to discuss.”
“Right away sir,” replied Dominic.
Both men bore stoic, emotionless expressions. Veterans of different Special Forces and Black Ops units, they had seen and committed many brutalities, and their training had instilled in them a machine-like willingness to follow orders. They each wore the same black tactical suits and sunglasses. In fact, the only ways to tell them apart were that Dominic wore a pair of silver hoop earrings and Kenneth had a prominent scar, spanning from his bottom lip to the tip of his right earlobe, obviously a remnant of some past battle. Their most intimidating feature was that in shoulder holsters, they carried the military issue side-arms of their most recent military units.

As the limo wound its way through the city centre, en route to Blake’s offices, Cruz smugly observed the life outside of his window. What he saw were throngs of pedestrians, beggars and street vendors. They moved and scurried like insects, all rushing to and fro. Most of these people would live their lives in the same way, following the same routine each day, until their time was utterly spent. For an instant, Cruz felt what may have been pity, but just as quickly, wiped it from his mind.

He was stirred from contemplation by Dominic’s gruff voice saying, “We’re here sir. Should we stay out here and wait for you?”
“No, I want you two with me for this little meeting. Blake might be resistant to the proposition I’m about to make him, in which case, your shared powers of persuasion might come in handy.”

On the face of the mayoral offices, the image of a large and imposing bird, soaring over a steep cliff was carved into the concrete above the wide mahogany doors of the entrance. Encircling this image was Raven’s Peak’s official motto. “May this city be ever prosperous, and soar far above the valleys of despair.

Flanked by his two enforcers, Cruz strolled up the stairs, between the marble pillars and through the doorway. Blake’s ego rivalled Cruz’.  As proof of this, photos of Blake’s widely smiling face covered the inner walls of the building. In his mid forties, Blake could be termed generically handsome. Blue eyes, vibrant blonde hair, kept short and neat, a classically charming smile and an athletic build were all tools Blake had used to charm the voting public. Cruz however, was far too shrewd to be drawn in by such a transparent ruse.

As the three men walked down the wide hallway that led to Blake’s main offices, they passed many smaller offices, filled with people who worked behind desks, spoke to each other in small groups, or engaged in hurried telephonic conversations. Finally, they passed through another, smaller set of doors and found a young woman with silvery blonde hair and alluring green eyes, sitting behind the slim monitor of a desktop computer. Next to the monitor sat a brass nameplate which read: Thalia Grayson, Personal Aide to Mayor Blake
“Good morning young lady, Gabriel Cruz to see Mayor Blake.”
“I’m sorry sir, the mayor’s just about to leave for brunch, you’ll have to make an appointment.”
A faint prickle of irritation entered Cruz’ mind, but he didn’t let it show. He smiled as genuinely as he could manage, “Just tell him that I’m here to see him. I assure you, he’ll make some time.”
“Very well.”
The secretary picked up the telephone on her desk, and after pushing a button on its keypad, said, “Gabriel Cruz and two associates are here to see you sir.”
After listening for a moment, she said “Yes sir,” and put the receiver down.
“You can go through now gentlemen.”
Cruz smiled once again, “Thank you, my dear.”

When they walked into his office, Cruz and his men found Blake sitting behind his desk. On the wall above his head was a large oil portrait of Blake himself, standing majestically before the entrance Mayoral Building.
“Good morning Robert, your secretary tells me you’re going to brunch. I apologise if I’ve come at an inconvenient time.”
“No, not at all, it’s just a little meet and greet, it can wait. What can I do for you?”
While Kenneth and Dominic stood like silent sentries on either side of the doorway, Blake rose from his seat and extended his right hand. Cruz grasped it and shook it so firmly that he felt Blake flinching away. He maintained his grip an instant longer, then released it, “I have a business proposal to make, and I think you’ll be very interested.”
Blake sat down once again, “Please, take a seat,” he gestured to the chair opposite him. “Now, what sort of business do you have in mind?”
“I’ve been monitoring the harbour and all adjacent properties for the past several months and quite frankly, it leaves a lot to be desired. The entire area is filled with criminals and low-lives. Add to this the fact that the ports are run with such inefficiency that it has become a major drain on the city’s economy.”
Blake frowned and began to drum his fingertips nervously on the desk, “Well yes, the harbour is one of our problem areas, but every time we try to clean the place up, it reverts back more deeply than before.”
At this, Cruz smiled, “I’m well aware of that, and I have the solution.”
As the tycoon had predicted, Blake’s face suddenly exuded interest, “It would earn some huge brownie points with the media if I was seen to decisively take control of the situation, with your help of course. So, what’s your plan?”

Cruz’ plan was this; he intended to privatise the bay region in its entirety. Changing regulations and instituting new policies as he saw fit. To ensure that these rules were followed, Cruz would call in a private (and heavily armed) security force that would take its orders directly from him and specially selected executives.
“I can’t allow that, Gabriel,” Blake said, shaking his head.
“I don’t see why not.”
“Firstly, the harbour has always been a governmentally run enterprise, the legal complications involved in privatisation would be a nightmare.”
“Just a minor detail, my legal team will take care of all that. You’re thinking too small, Robert. It’s time you started seeing the bigger picture.”
“Look at this from my perspective, I can’t simply hand over complete control of such a large undertaking to, for all intents and purposes, one individual, no matter how appealing you make it sound. My public image would be placed under extreme scrutiny, my credibility torn apart.”
“Come now, you have a team of public image consultants on your payroll, you have nothing to worry about.”
The drumming sound his fingertips made grew louder as Blake said, “I’m sorry Gabriel, I stand by what I’ve said. I can’t help you with this scheme.”

At once, Cruz dropped all pretence of pleasantness. Without looking away from his prey, he said, “Kenneth, close the door please, we don’t want to be disturbed.”
Kenneth did so wordlessly.
“You know, Robert, your biggest problem is that you’ve never had any vision. Now it’s out of your hands, and I’m going to do what should be done.”
Blake stood up, “Don’t forget who you’re talking to, Cruz. I might treat you as a friend, but I’m still the mayor.”
Cruz looked calmly up at him, “By the same token Robert, don’t forget that without me, you’d never have been able to achieve such status. You owe me.”
Blake’s face tightened as he felt Cruz’ trap close around him, “And if I refuse to take part in this?”
Cruz’ eyes took on a malevolent glint, “I won’t stoop to the melodrama of threats, but you know very well the extent of my power, as well as my influence, so I would suggest that you consider your decision with great care.”
With fear and anger commingled in his eyes, Blake shouted, “Get out, you manipulative bastard! I won’t allow myself to be bullied, no matter what veiled intimidation tactics you try to use.”
Just as quickly as it had left, Cruz’ uncharacteristically pleasant demeanour returned, “As you wish, my friend. Feel free to blame your lateness for brunch on my sudden visit.”
Cruz got to his feet and walked to the door, “Oh, and don’t you worry Robert, the next time I drop by, I’ll be sure to have an appointment. Come on boys, places to go, deals to make.”

Blake stared after the smiling Cruz as he and his men left the room. When they passed back through the reception, Cruz smiled at the pretty young aide, “Enjoy the rest of your day Miss Grayson.”

“Thank you sir, the same to you.”  

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[Part 6 goes live next week.]

Saturday 16 July 2016

Discussing Disability on The Mighty

For most of my adult life, I've been vocal on the subject of disability and how the disabled are perceived. This willingness to express my views led American website, The Mighty to request that I become a contributor to their network.

While I haven't written for them in some time because of reservations about certain editorial decisions they make, my pieces are still on the site and since I still hold the views expressed within, I thought it would be worthwhile to link them here:

Thursday 14 July 2016

Without Suffering, There Can Be No Growth



As I mentioned in an earlier post, training and physical fitness are central aspects of my life and as anyone with experience in this realm will tell you, there's no point in resting on one's laurels or simply going through the motions of the same workout for months at a time. In order to achieve any meaningful improvement (particularly if you live with a disability, like me) it is vital to constantly push the limits of capability.

As part of today's afternoon session I used my barbell, loaded to 25 kilograms for the first time ever, doing a total of 50 repetitions on each lift. Was it easy? No, but it'll damn sure be worth it.


Biceps curl

Overhand pull

Overhead press

Wednesday 13 July 2016

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared. (web series)



I recently happened upon a deeply eccentric and surreal creation which, in all honesty, defies categorisation. It appealed to my warped sense of humour, so maybe some of you will get a kick out of it too.












Miscellany of Macabre: Volume 8



I do not claim ownership of any of the following images, I collect them purely out of interest.