Monday 31 October 2022

Sunday 30 October 2022

There was no terror attack in Sandton

Fortunately, the suspected attack on the gay pride march through Sandton this weekend did not come to pass.

Friday 28 October 2022

US embassy warns of possible terror attack in Sandton

The United States embassy has warned of a possible terror attack in Sandton, Johannesburg this weekend, coinciding with a gay pride march.


Thursday 27 October 2022

The paths of contemporary South Africa

For a generation, the African National Congress has kept black voters in line with the constant refrain of 'We liberated you from apartheid." Now, those who were born after apartheid ended and therefore feel no struggle loyalty grow tired of the party of their parents.

Initially this might sound like a good thing, except that the largest opposition, the Democratic Alliance is broadly seen as only caring for the interests of rich whites.

Which leads to the third option, the Economic Freedom Fighters. By their own description, the EFF are radical Marxists led by Julius Malema, who rose to prominence as the head of the ANC Youth League, before being dismissed from the party when he became too powerful.

Ideologically, the EFF differs little from the ANC, they're just more pure in their zealotry. Malema seeks to expropriate the land "stolen" by whites, nationalise all critical entities within the state, and bring about a centrally planned utopia.

What makes Malema dangerous is that he's a gifted orator who speaks in militaristic terms. His supporters revere him, many willing to do violence in his name. The promises he makes about land and wealth are enticing to those who have little of either and if he comes to power in future, which is by no means impossible, South Africa as it is now will seem like paradise.

Water worries in Durban

As my city prepares for the holiday season, problems with the water system may make it unsafe for visitors.


Wednesday 26 October 2022

South African zoomers offended by emojis

The reason first world absurdity is relevant to a country like South Africa is that it always manages to reach us.


Tuesday 25 October 2022

Monday 24 October 2022

A brief summary of the South African state capture report

Last night, the president announced that every aspect of South African society has been compromised by a conspiracy to loot the country.


Sunday 23 October 2022

ANC fatcats fight amongst themselves

South Africa's ruling party, the African National Congress is tearing itself apart from within.

Friday 21 October 2022

Ex Johannesburg mayor warns of corruption in the city

After being removed as mayor of Johannesburg through political conspiracy, Mpho Phalatse says the city is at risk of being looted by power-hungry politicians.