Welcome to My Ghoulish Gallery

Greetings, mortal or extra-dimensional being.

You have now entered the domain of the Ghost Writer; 'tis a realm of dark musings, bitter sarcasm and (hopefully) humorous ravings. Here are some things to expect, should you choose to continue staring into this particular abyss:

• Poetry
• Politically incorrect social commentary
• Gothic, surreal or spooky images discovered on my travels through the internet
• Whatever else I damn well please, okay pumpkin?

On a good day, I might entertain you or even inspire thought. Failing that, I hope to leave you feeling either bewildered or thoroughly creeped out.

No need to panic, it won't kill you - you might already be dead, after all...